Facebook Funk

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You're so stuck on Facebook you'd rather get a root canal than stop scrolling.

I just saw my ex's vacation pics and my dog dying in the background. I'm not moving.

I scrolled so much my phone got hot and my brain turned to mush.

I've been on Facebook so long I forgot my own name. It's probably 'idk'.

You're so tired of looking at Facebook you're ready to throw your phone out the window.

My newsfeed is full of my cousin's cat doing yoga. I'm about to cry.

I saw my old crush's profile picture and my heart stopped. Then I saw his mom's status and I died.

I've been on Facebook for three hours and I still don't know what time it is.

You're so lost in Facebook you think you're at a party with your ex.

I clicked on a post and now I'm crying in my cereal bowl.

My newsfeed is like a group chat with my friends and my enemies. It's chaos.

I saw a photo of my old crush and my brain exploded. I still haven't recovered.

You're so stuck on Facebook you'd rather fight a dragon than stop scrolling.

I saw my ex's vacation pictures and my dog ate my homework. Both were bad.

I've been scrolling so long my thumbs are sore and my brain is dead.

I started a post about my day and now I'm stuck in a comment thread with my mom.

You're so bored on Facebook you're thinking about getting a new hobby, like watching paint dry.

I saw my old teacher's post and I suddenly regret everything.

I scrolled so much my eyes are tired and my brain is confused.

I clicked on a random post and now I'm arguing with a stranger about pineapple on pizza.

You're so lost on Facebook you think you're in a relationship with your phone.

I've been on Facebook so long I forgot my own password. It's probably 'password'.

I saw my ex's status and now I'm writing him a 10-page letter. He'll never read it.

I scrolled so much I lost track of time and now I'm late for work. Again.