FaceBook Fronting

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When you log onto Facebook just to lie about your life and make it look perfect, even though it's total garbage.

I'm a CEO now. I work 2 hours a day. I live in a mansion. I have 3 cars. And I don't even like cars.

My ex is still single. She's got no life. She's just sad.

I have 100 friends. They all think I'm rich. They don't know I live with my mom.

When you talk about yourself like you're the best thing since sliced bread and you know everything about everything, even if you don't.

I know everything about history, science, and how to make the perfect pizza. I'm a genius.

I can fix anything. I fixed the internet. I fixed my mom.

I'm so smart, I can solve any problem. Even if I don't know what the problem is.

When you're so in love with someone on Facebook that you want the whole world to know, even if you're just friends.

I'm Facebook Official now. I'm married to him. I'm in love. I'm perfect.

We're Facebook Official. I'm his wife. He's my husband. We're the best couple ever.

I'm FBO. We're married. I'm not just his friend. I'm his whole life.