Facebook friendship

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A Facebook friendship is when someone you don't even recognize from the back of a bus sends you a friend request, then acts like they're your bestie by liking every single stupid post you make, messaging you at 2 a. m., and poking you until you beg them to stop.
Hey, I saw your pic of pizza and I thought, 'This guy is my soulmate.'
You posted a selfie and they replied with 12 heart emojis and a question about your hair.
They poke you 10 times in one day just to say, 'Hi.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook friendship is when someone you barely know decides they need to be in your life by asking your friend to add them, even though they don't know your friend and probably don't know their own name.
'Hey, can you add me? I heard your friend is cool.'
They sent a friend request to your friend and asked, 'Can you add me? I’m desperate.'
They asked your friend, 'Why aren’t you my friend yet? I’m dying over here.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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