facebook friend whore

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a person who adds everyone and anyone, even if they're a stranger or a total waste of space.

Hey, I just added 12 people in the last 5 minutes. My friend list is exploding!

I accepted a friend request from my neighbor’s cat. I don’t care.

I added my ex’s new girlfriend just to make her feel bad.

someone who can’t say no to a friend request, even if it’s from a random person who looks like they’re going to die soon.

I added a guy who asked me for a friend request. He had 3 friends total.

I accepted from a person who had 2 photos and a bio that said 'I’m weird.'

I added my teacher just because she asked. I’m doomed.

a person who adds people like it’s their job, even if they don’t know who they are.

I added 100 people today. I don’t know half of them.

I added my uncle’s coworker’s dog. That’s how bad it got.

I accepted from a person who had 1 post and 2 followers.

a person who adds everyone, even if they’re a total loser or a pain in the butt.

I added my cousin’s ex. He’s a total mess.

I added 5 people who had 0 friends and 1 post.

I accepted from someone who had a bio that said 'I’m not cool, but I’m here.'

a person who adds everyone and no one, even if they don’t know who they are or why they’re doing it.

I added 20 people in 10 minutes. I don’t know any of them.

I accepted from a random person who had a profile picture of a pizza.

I added my boss just to annoy him. It worked.