Facebook Friend Decon

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throwing out all your fake friends on Facebook like they’re trash

I deleted 200 people who didn’t reply to my college reunion invite.

My ex is still my friend. I’m not done with her yet.

I unfriended my cousin for liking my ex’s profile pic.

when you kill your Facebook friends list with a meat cleaver

I killed 50 people for not liking my cat’s picture.

My friend list is now a zombie army.

I had to take a break because I was too angry.

the worst kind of spring cleaning but with Facebook friends

I threw out 30 people who didn’t reply to my message.

I cleaned out my friends list like it was a landfill.

My friends list is now a shrine to my old self.

when you delete all your fake friends and feel like a king

I deleted 100 people and felt like I just won the lottery.

My friends list is now my kingdom.

I didn’t care if they were real or fake. They were gone.

when you get so fed up with your Facebook friends that you start a war

I deleted 40 people and they started a war in my feed.

I fought my friends list like it was a battle.

My friends list is now a battlefield.

the final step before you leave Facebook for good

I deleted 50 people and now I’m thinking about leaving Facebook.

My friends list is empty. I might as well be gone.

I’m not deleting them all yet. But I’m thinking about it.