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A place where you comment and like everything someone posts just to make them notice you and maybe end up in a situation where you're not just friends but something worse.
Liking every photo of their breakfast like it's a personal attack.
Commenting 'That's hot' on a post about their dog wearing sunglasses.
Liking their post about their ex and then sending a DM that says 'You're still better than them.'
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A digital version of lurking in the background and hoping someone will notice you before you get caught doing it.
Liking their post about their cat doing nothing for 3 hours straight.
Commenting 'You're still cute' on a photo of them crying at work.
Liking their post about their mom and then asking if they can talk to her instead.
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A way to show someone you're not just a ghost in their timeline but someone who might actually talk to them if they let you.
Liking every post about their terrible dating life like you're in the same boat.
Commenting 'I know that feeling' on a post about their boss being a complete disaster.
Liking their post about their dog and then saying 'Your dog is better than your ex.'
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A tool used to make someone think you're not just a random person who likes their chicken nuggets but someone who might actually be interesting.
Commenting 'That's the best chicken nugget ever' on their post about dinner.
Liking their post about their bad day and then commenting 'I feel you, sister.'
Liking their post about their cat and then asking if they want to hang out.
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A way to stalk someone without them knowing it's you because you're too scared to just message them directly.
Liking every post about their weekend like it's a personal mission.
Commenting 'That looks fun' on a photo of them at a concert.
Liking their post about their bad hair day and then asking if they want to fix it together.
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