facebook forensics

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When you try to figure out who some random Facebook friend is because you’ve forgotten if they’re your ex’s cousin or just some guy who liked your weird cat meme back in 2013.
'Hey, remember that guy who commented on your high school reunion post? I think he’s your ex’s cousin.'
'Why are you staring at my profile? You’re trying to find out who I am, aren’t you?'
'I’ve been digging through mutual friends for 2 hours. I’m not even sure why I added this guy.'
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When you spam someone’s Facebook with questions like 'Do you still live in the same town?' and 'Did you ever like that one song?' just to find out who they really are.
'You’re asking me if I still live in the same town? I’ve been living here for 10 years, you idiot.'
'Why do you keep asking if I still like that song? I don’t even remember that song.'
'You’re doing Facebook forensics on me? I’ve been your friend for 5 years.'
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