Facebook Foolie

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A weakling who thinks Facebook memes are the only thing funnier than their own life.
'I saw this meme about breakfast cereal and now I'm laughing like I'm paid to do it.'
DM: 'This meme about dogs and coffee is the best thing that's ever happened to humans.'
Status update: 'I live for Facebook memes. They're better than my mom's cooking.'
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A sad sack who uses Facebook like it's a therapist and memes are their meds.
'I cried at a meme about loneliness. That's how bad my life is.'
Status: 'My Facebook feed is the only thing keeping me from going insane.'
Text: 'I just needed to see a cat meme. My soul is now intact.'
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A clueless dork who thinks Facebook is the most important thing in the universe and memes are the best jokes ever.
'I laughed so hard at this meme, I fell off my couch. It was worth it.'
Status: 'I don't know how to live without Facebook memes. They're like my oxygen.'
Text: 'I just saw a meme about pizza and now I'm in love again.'
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A useless twerp who thinks Facebook memes are the only thing that makes their life worth living.
'I live for Facebook memes. I don't know how I function without them.'
Status: 'This meme about office life made me forget my job exists.'
Text: 'I just saw a meme about cats and now I'm happy again. You're welcome.'
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A brain-dead moron who thinks Facebook memes are the best jokes and their entire life revolves around them.
'I laughed so much at this meme, I forgot to breathe.'
Status: 'Facebook memes are the only thing I care about. My brain is dead otherwise.'
Text: 'I saw a meme about dogs and now I'm in a good mood. Thank you.'
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A pathetic loser who relies on Facebook memes like they're the only thing funnier than their existence.
'I live for Facebook memes. They make my existence bearable.'
Status: 'This meme about failure was so good, I forgot I'm a failure.'
Text: 'I just saw a meme about life and now I'm ready to take on the world.'
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