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When you're so glued to your Facebook that you forget you're alive and your brain turns to mush.

I sat on the toilet for 2 hours and didn't notice.

I walked into a wall and kept scrolling.

I forgot my mom's birthday because I was too busy liking memes.

You lose all sense of time and sanity because you're too busy arguing with strangers on Facebook.

I lost a whole day fighting with my ex's cousin over a comment.

I answered 12 messages from my uncle about his cat's diet.

I got into a 30-minute debate with a person I don't know.

When your brain short-circuits from too much Facebook and you can't tell your life from your feed.

I posted 15 selfies and didn't realize I was wearing pajamas.

I thought my dog was talking to me because I was too distracted.

I started crying because my best friend liked a post from 2013.

You're so obsessed with Facebook that you forget how to live and your brain turns to spam.

I missed my flight because I was too busy watching my cousin's vacation videos.

I answered a message from my grandma's cat.

I thought my phone was talking to me because it was too full of notifications.

You lose your mind because Facebook is more real than your actual life.

I posted about my day but forgot to eat.

I got a message from my brother saying 'you're not alive' and I replied with a meme.

I started a group chat with 12 people I don't know.

You're so deep in Facebook that your brain gets stuck and you can't come back to reality.

I sat on the couch for 4 hours and didn't move.

I replied to a message from my grandpa's hamster.

I started a live video and forgot I was on it.