Facebook Foe

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A fake friend who sends you a Facebook request just to look cool, but they're too lazy to talk to you. They might as well be a ghost.

DM: 'Hey, I added you. Don't ignore me.' (Then never responds.)

Status: 'I have 1,000 friends. You're not special.'

Tagged in a photo from 2013. Still hasn't replied.

A real friend who's on your list, but they're too busy scrolling through memes to check their own Facebook.

You send them a message. They reply with a picture of a cat.

They're at the party but don't even look at their phone.

You tag them in a group chat. They don't know what's going on.