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You post something on Facebook just to get people mad and make them argue. It's like throwing food to a bunch of angry dogs.
I posted 'Who else hates Monday?' just to start a fight.
I commented 'Your hair looks like a raccoon stole your head.' on my friend's post.
I wrote 'You're the worst mom ever' just to get my sister to reply.
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You put up a Facebook post just to see if anyone will reply. It's like sitting on the toilet and waiting for someone to knock.
I wrote 'Who else thinks this movie was a total disaster?' just to get people to talk back.
I posted 'My dog ate my homework' and waited for the laughs.
I said 'I'm sick of this garbage' just to see who would argue with me.
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You post something on Facebook just to make people comment like it's the last day of school. It's like throwing a tantrum for attention.
I wrote 'Who else is tired of this boring life?' just to get a response.
I said 'I'm going to eat the whole pizza by myself' to make people comment.
I posted 'My boss is the devil' just to see who would back me up.
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You post on Facebook just to get people to comment, even if you don't care what they say. It's like yelling in a crowd and hoping someone answers.
I posted 'Who else thinks this is the worst day ever?' just to get a reply.
I said 'I'm going to sleep for a week' just to see who would comment.
I wrote 'I'm tired of this garbage' just to get people to talk.
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You post on Facebook just to make people reply, even if it's stupid. It's like throwing confetti at a funeral and hoping someone laughs.
I said 'Who else is tired of this boring life?' just to get people to comment.
I posted 'I'm going to eat the whole cake' just to make people reply.
I wrote 'My boss is the devil' just to start a conversation.
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