Facebook Flurry

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A sudden and loud attack of notifications on Facebook that starts like a fart and ends like a hangover.
You check your phone and it's like a thousand notifications exploded in your face.
Your mom likes your post. Then your ex sends you a message. Then your dog comments on it.
You get 27 notifications in 12 seconds. You’re like, 'What even is life anymore?'
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When Facebook decides to give you a slap upside the head with all your notifications at once, like you owe it money.
You’re eating breakfast and your phone starts screaming at you like it’s been wronged.
You get a notification, then another, then another, and you’re like, 'Why? Why now?'
You check your phone and it's like Facebook just had a tantrum and you're the target.
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A notification storm so intense it feels like Facebook is trying to make you cry just to see what you’ll do.
You’re watching a movie and your phone starts vibrating like it’s got a life of its own.
You get a notification, then another, then another, and you're like, 'I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.'
You check your phone and it's like Facebook just woke up and decided to yell at you.
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When Facebook throws all your notifications at you like they're trying to drown you in likes, comments, and messages.
You’re in the middle of a Zoom call and your phone starts yelling at you like it's got a problem.
You check your phone and it's like Facebook just threw a party and you're the only one invited.
You get 17 notifications in 10 seconds and you're like, 'I need a vacation from my phone.'
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A sudden and loud notification blast that hits you like you just got a phone call from your mom and your ex at the same time.
You're eating lunch and your phone starts vibrating like it's got a nervous breakdown.
You check your phone and it's like Facebook just went full-on drama queen on you.
You get 22 notifications in 15 seconds and you're like, 'I'm not even going to check them.'
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