Facebook Flood

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Your Facebook is being bombarded with updates about the same event like it's the only thing that ever happened.

Every single person in my class posted about the same party. It was like 200 posts about the same dumb dance.

My cousin's cat got adopted, and now 50 of her friends are posting about it. Why?

My teacher posted about the same test 7 times. I got a brain fart from all the updates.

Your Facebook feed is so full of one event it's like someone threw a party in your brain and it wouldn't stop.

I saw 10 posts from my ex about his new dog. My brain exploded from the noise.

My best friend's birthday was posted by 20 people. I felt like I was at the party too.

My mom posted about her yoga class 12 times. I was doing yoga in my head from all the updates.

Your Facebook is so flooded with the same event it's like you're stuck in a never-ending update loop.

My whole school posted about the same field trip. It was like a million people were on the bus with me.

My uncle posted about his new job 20 times. I was almost fired from my job just watching it.

My crush posted about his lunch 15 times. I was hungry from all the updates.

Your Facebook feed is so full of one event it's like you're stuck in a post-filled prison.

My classmate posted about the same concert 50 times. I was stuck in a concert prison with no escape.

My sister posted about her new phone 30 times. I was trapped in a phone prison with no signal.

My neighbor posted about his new dog 25 times. I was locked in a dog prison with no snacks.

Your Facebook is getting pummeled with updates about the same event like it's a beatdown from the internet.

My entire school posted about the same dance. I got a brain beatdown from all the updates.

My friend posted about his new haircut 20 times. I got a head beatdown from the hair updates.

My teacher posted about the same test 10 times. I got a brain beatdown from the test updates.

Your Facebook feed is being overrun by updates about the same event like it's a zombie apocalypse of posts.

My entire class posted about the same party. It was like a zombie apocalypse of updates.

My mom posted about her new job 20 times. It was like a zombie job apocalypse.

My crush posted about his lunch 15 times. It was like a zombie lunch apocalypse.