facebook flirting

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you use Facebook to chat with someone instead of calling or texting because you're too lazy to save their number and you're too cheap to buy a phone plan

Hey, I saw your post and thought of you. You're cute. (But I won't call you.)

Why are you still single? You're on Facebook and you're still single. (You're a mess.)

You've liked my post 3 times. What's your deal? (You're annoying.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

you keep liking someone’s posts on Facebook until they start liking yours. Then you drop some cocky comments, they reply with comments, and you send them a pic of your junk or your tits

I like your post. (You're trying to flirt.)

You're so hot. (You're being cocky.)

Check this out. (You sent them a photo of your junk.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

you use Facebook friends to find people who look good in their pictures but are actually ugly in real life. You flirt with them but never plan on actually dating them because you're a loser

Hey, I saw your picture. You're hot. (You're lying.)

You're so good looking. (You're not.)

I'm going to ask you out. (You're desperate.)

by Slangipedia 1mo ago