Facebook Flirt

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You add someone on Facebook just to chat and flirt, but you never plan on actually dating them. They look good in their photo, but only because they spent hours editing it like a pro.
Hey, you’re cute. Want to talk?
You’re on my friend list. Why?
You’re hot. I’m not. Let’s chat.
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You flirt with someone on Facebook because you don’t have their number and you’re too lazy to ask for it. You send likes and comments like you’re trying to impress a king.
I liked your post. You’re cool.
Your status is fire. Let’s talk.
You got a new picture. That’s hot.
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You keep liking someone’s posts, and then they start liking yours. You drop some shady comments, and then you send them a picture of your junk or your tits to see if they’re worth it.
Your post is good. I’m better.
You’re hot. Let’s talk.
Here’s my cock. You’re welcome.
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