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posts like they’re the king of the world but falls apart when someone actually talks back.
@joe243: Just got a 100 on my math test. You? Still failing life.
Sent a selfie with a crown and a pizza. Got 2 likes and a comment: 'You still fat.'
Posted 'I’m rich' but his mom just texted him: 'Can you pay rent?'
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shows off on facebook but can’t even handle a real conversation without crying.
Posted a picture of a car. Then got roasted for buying it with a loan.
Told everyone he’s got a six-pack. His ex said: 'You had one back in 2015.'
Sent a status: 'I’m the best.' Then got called out by his gym teacher.
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tells everyone they’re awesome but can’t even stand up for themselves in real life.
Posted: 'I’m the best at everything.' Then got bullied in the hallway.
Told his followers he’s got a million dollars. His dad said: 'You got 20 bucks.'
Claimed he’s a legend. His crush said: 'You’re just a weirdo.'
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posts like they’re the strongest person ever but can’t even lift their own backpack.
Posted: 'I’m a beast.' Then dropped his books in the hallway.
Claimed he could bench-press a cow. His brother said: 'You can’t even bench-press a chicken.'
Told everyone he could run a marathon. Then walked to the bus stop.
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acts like they’re rich on facebook but can’t even afford lunch.
Posted: 'I’m living the high life.' Then got a coupon for a free sandwich.
Told everyone he’s got a mansion. His mom said: 'It’s a tiny apartment.'
Claimed he’s got a Lamborghini. His friend said: 'You got a bike.'
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says they’re the best but gets destroyed when someone actually tries to talk back.
Posted: 'I’m the best at everything.' Then got beat in a spelling bee.
Told everyone he could win a fight. His cousin said: 'You lost to my dog.'
Claimed he’s got a perfect GPA. His teacher said: 'You got a D in math.'
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