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You’re the only link between two friends, so you get to be the annoying middleman for all their dumb stuff.
My friend added her friend, and now I have to know every inside joke they make.
They texted me about their dinner, even though they were right there together.
I got the invite to their secret group chat, and I didn’t even ask for it.
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You’re stuck in the middle of their friendship, and you have to live through every dumb decision they make.
They told me about their new pet, even though I wasn’t there to see it.
They asked me to pick a side in their argument, even though I didn’t start it.
I had to hear about their bad date, even though I wasn’t there.
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You’re the only one who knows their secret, so you get to be the one who brags about it.
They told me their new job was terrible, and now I have to laugh about it every day.
They said their relationship was over, and now I’m the only one who knows.
They confided in me about their bad hair day, and now I get to mock them about it.
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You’re the only mutual friend, so you get to be the annoying messenger for everything they do.
They asked me to tell them about their dinner, even though I wasn’t there.
They sent me a picture of their food, even though they were right there.
They told me about their fight, even though I wasn’t in it.
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You’re the only one who connects them, so you get to be the one who gets all the extra drama.
They told me about their new friend, even though I wasn’t there to meet them.
They sent me a message about their argument, even though I wasn’t in it.
They told me about their new project, even though I didn’t help with it.
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