Facebook Finger

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That stupid finger thing people do when they take selfies on Facebook, like they're trying to look like a hot mess. It’s like they’re saying, 'Look at me, I’m so fake it’s annoying.'

My cousin did the Facebook finger in front of a wall of mirrors and still looked like a disaster.

My mom did the Facebook finger and accidentally bit her lip.

My brother did the Facebook finger and it looked like he was trying to flirt with a ghost.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When couples can't keep their love life to themselves and spam Facebook with love notes like they're in a romance novel and not a real relationship.

My friend and her boyfriend posted 10 love notes in one day. They’re like a couple of drama queens.

My sister and her boyfriend posted a love note about how 'they’re soulmates' and it was clearly just for show.

My cousin and his girlfriend posted a love note and then broke up the next day. Classic.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're too busy working your Facebook finger to care about anything else, like your life or your actual face.

I was working my Facebook finger so hard I forgot my pants were on fire.

I was working my Facebook finger and my dog walked into the frame and looked confused.

I was working my Facebook finger and my mom took a photo and it looked like I was trying to seduce a toaster.

by Slangipedia 13d ago