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The dumb glory you get for doing something so idiotic that people laugh at you for a few minutes before moving on to something else that's just as dumb.
My cousin posted a video of himself eating a whole pizza in one bite. It was glorious for 10 seconds. Then he burped and it was over.
My dog got famous for chewing up my mom's favorite shoes. For like a day. Then he pooped on the carpet and no one cared anymore.
My friend tried to propose to his crush by yelling it into a megaphone in the middle of the mall. Everyone heard it. No one remembered it by Tuesday.