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The dumb glory you get for doing something so idiotic that people laugh at you for a few minutes before moving on to something else that's just as dumb.
My cousin posted a video of himself eating a whole pizza in one bite. It was glorious for 10 seconds. Then he burped and it was over.
My dog got famous for chewing up my mom's favorite shoes. For like a day. Then he pooped on the carpet and no one cared anymore.
My friend tried to propose to his crush by yelling it into a megaphone in the middle of the mall. Everyone heard it. No one remembered it by Tuesday.
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When you do something so stupid it goes viral for 15 minutes, then everyone forgets about it because it was so bad it wasn't worth remembering.
My uncle dressed up as a chicken for his birthday. People laughed. Then he tried to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ in a chicken voice. It was a massacre.
My teacher got mad at the class and drew a mustache on the principal’s face. It was famous for like 5 minutes. Then the principal showed up and no one cared anymore.
My friend tried to do a TikTok dance in the middle of a math test. It was cute for 10 seconds. Then he got a zero.
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When you become a temporary celebrity for doing something so dumb that people forget about you as soon as they get distracted by something else just as dumb.
My neighbor ran across the street wearing only socks and a towel. Everyone laughed. Then he tripped and fell into a bush. No one remembered him after that.
My friend tried to make a viral video by jumping into a pool full of confetti. It was cool for a second. Then he got stuck in the pool for 20 minutes.
My cousin posted a video of herself crying over a broken pencil. It got 1,000 likes. Then she posted a video of herself crying over a broken eraser and no one cared.
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