Facebook Feminism

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Facebook feminism is like being stuck in a girl’s group chat where everyone’s a drama queen and no one knows how to shut up.
You post a meme about pizza and get called a sexist pig.
Your cousin’s ex-boyfriend is now a ‘patriarchy monster’ because he didn’t like her Spotify playlist.
You say ‘I’m fine’ and get 12 replies about how you’re clearly not fine.
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Facebook feminism is when you’re not even mad but now you have to defend your entire life because someone said ‘you’re just mad because you didn’t get into college’.
Your mom’s friend’s niece’s best friend’s ex-boyfriend’s cousin says you’re ‘just being mean’ because you didn’t like her dating advice.
You’re trying to watch a movie and get a 300-word rant about why the main character was ‘toxic’.
You post ‘I’m tired’ and get 7 replies about how you’re ‘not trying’ and ‘just being lazy’.
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Facebook feminism is when you’re just trying to live your life but now you’re being called a ‘slut’ for liking a Justin Bieber song.
Your best friend’s mom’s boyfriend’s sister says you ‘don’t even know what feminism is’ because you didn’t reply to her 12 comments.
You comment ‘I’m not even mad’ and get 4 replies about how you’re ‘obviously mad’ and ‘just being a liar’.
You post ‘I’m going to bed’ and get a 500-word essay about how you’re ‘not even trying’ and ‘just being a bad friend’.
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