Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stare at your friend's butt on Facebook like it's the last piece of pizza.

I saw Sarah's profile pic and I couldn't look away.

My cousin posted a selfie and I had to check it 10 times.

I saw my ex's face and I almost got a hard on.

2

When you jerk off to your friends' Facebook pictures because you're too lazy to get a real job.

I got a hard on watching my friend's vacation pics.

I came just by looking at my crush's face.

I had to take a break because I was too distracted.

3

When you're so into your friend's Facebook posts you act like they're your girlfriend.

I asked my friend if she was single just because of her post.

I told my friend I loved her because of her photo.

I sent her a message just because I saw her post.

4

When you're so turned on by your friend's Facebook pics you start doing weird stuff.

I licked my screen after seeing my crush's face.

I started moaning when I saw my friend's post.

I got a hard on and didn't know what to do.

5

When you look at your friend's Facebook pics so much you start talking to them like they're your girlfriend.

I told my friend I wanted to date her because of her post.

I asked my friend if she was free just because of her photo.

I said I love her because I saw her face 10 times.

6

When you're so into your friend's Facebook pics you forget to do your homework.

I got a D because I was looking at my crush's face.

I forgot to do my math because I was watching her post.

I started crying because I saw her picture again.