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When someone ruins a deep and important post with a stupid and brainless comment that makes you want to punch them.
You post about your ex cheating, and they say, 'Sounds like you need a bigger sandwich.'
You talk about your grief, and they comment, 'At least you don't have a bald head.'
You write a poem about heartbreak, and they say, 'This is why I hate Facebook.'
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When someone takes a meaningful moment and turns it into a laughingstock with a comment so dumb it feels like a slap in the face.
You post about your dream job, and they reply, 'You still need to pay rent, though.'
You write about your mental health, and they say, 'Just get a dog.'
You talk about your failed relationship, and they comment, 'Maybe you’re just bad at relationships.'
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When someone comments on something serious and important with a comment so pointless it feels like they're wasting your time and their own brain cells.
You post about your divorce, and they say, 'You should get a new fridge.'
You write about your loss, and they comment, 'I like cereal more than you.'
You talk about your life goals, and they say, 'You still need to brush your teeth.'
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When someone takes your serious post and adds a comment that’s so dumb it’s like they took a hammer to your brain and hit it with a cheeseburger.
You post about your heartbreak, and they say, 'You should get a new phone.'
You talk about your job stress, and they reply, 'Just take a nap.'
You write about your life struggles, and they comment, 'You still have hair.'
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When someone replies to your deep post with something so brainless it makes you wonder why they even have a brain.
You write about your life journey, and they say, 'You should eat more cookies.'
You post about your personal growth, and they reply, 'I still have my baby teeth.'
You talk about your big break, and they comment, 'You still owe me ten bucks.'
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