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when you log on to facebook and your old friends look like they got hit by a food truck

OMG I thought that was my uncle, but it was my ex from algebra class. She looks like a donut factory exploded in her pants.

My college roommate looked like he swallowed a pizza and a cake. What did you do, eat a whole buffet?

I saw my old crush and he looked like he had a food fight with a buffet and lost.

when your old friends from facebook look like they’ve been living in a deep fryer

I tried to recognize my high school crush, but he looked like he got stuck in a pizza oven.

My old gym buddy looked like he was part of a meatloaf. I almost cried.

I saw my old math teacher and she looked like she ate a whole bag of chips for breakfast.

when you see your old friends on facebook and they look like they’ve been eating donuts for a decade

I saw my old best friend and he looked like he was about to burst out of his pants. What did you do, eat a whole cake?

My high school classmate looked like she had a donut for every day of the week. I almost threw up.

I saw my old crush and he looked like he had a donut stuck in his face. What even is this?