Facebook fasting

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When you quit Facebook for a while because you’re too lazy to do anything else and you’re tired of being a waste of time.

I fasted from Facebook for a week. I came back and my feed was full of memes and my ex was posting selfies.

After my Facebook fast, I had to re-add 150 friends. It was like going back to school.

I started my Facebook fast because my mom kept tagging me in stupid photos.

When you deactivate your Facebook account and hope you’ll never have to see your old friends again, but you probably will.

I deactivated my Facebook so I wouldn’t see my old friends. Now they’re all on Instagram and I feel even worse.

My Facebook deactivation lasted 2 months. Then I came back and 3 of my friends got married.

I deactivated my Facebook and now I have no life.

When you take a break from Facebook because you’re so deep in the rabbit hole of likes and comments that you forgot how to live.

I took a Facebook break because I was spending 8 hours a day on it and I got a D on my math test.

I took a break from Facebook and I actually read a book. It was wild.

I took a Facebook break and my mom thought I was dead.

When you try to quit Facebook and then you see your ex’s face and you’re back to square one.

I tried a Facebook fast, but then my ex posted a selfie and I logged in immediately.

I pulled a triple F and then my best friend came back online and I got distracted.

I had a failed Facebook fast because my dog started following me on Facebook.