Facebook Fast

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When you shut off Facebook like a fat kid at a buffet and hope you never have to look at it again.

'I deactivated Facebook because I was too busy being sad on my phone.'

'I took my Facebook break like it was my ex.'

'I quit Facebook for a year. Then I came back and cried.'

When you promise yourself you'll never touch Facebook again... and then you do it like a fool.

'I said I'd stop using Facebook. Then I logged in and sent a message to my old crush.'

'I swore I'd quit Facebook. Then I saw my mom's face and I was back.'

'I had a Facebook Fast. Then I saw my dog's face and I relapsed.'

When you take a break from Facebook because you're too busy being a waste of time on it.

'I took a Facebook break because I was too busy being a waste of time on Facebook.'

'I stopped using Facebook because I was getting too distracted by my own distractions.'

'I took a Facebook break because I was tired of being distracted by my distractions.'

When you try to quit Facebook and fail so hard it's like your ex came back for revenge.

'I tried to quit Facebook. Then my ex came back and I relapsed.'

'I pulled a triple F because my ex texted me and I logged in.'

'I tried to quit Facebook. Then my ex sent me a message and I failed.'