Facebook fascist

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A person who loses their mind when they see someone else's Facebook post and thinks it's the worst thing ever. They then post their own rant to show how much better they are.

'This post is garbage. I'm posting this to prove I'm not garbage.'

'They posted about their cat? I'm posting about my cat's death.'

'They said they like pizza? I'm saying I hate pizza and I'm going to eat it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who gets so mad at Facebook posts they think they're the only person who matters. They reply to every post like they're in a fight.

'You said you like coffee? I hate coffee. You're wrong.'

'They posted a photo of their kid? I'm posting a photo of my kid's tantrum.'

'They said they like dogs? I'm saying I hate dogs and I'm going to eat them.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks their opinion is the only one that matters on Facebook. They get angry and post their own stupid opinion to make others look bad.

'They said they like music? I'm saying I hate music and I'm going to play it.'

'They posted about their vacation? I'm posting about my vacation from life.'

'They said they're happy? I'm saying I'm the happiest person alive and you're not.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago