Facebook Fap

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When you jerk off to Facebook pics because you're too lazy to get a real life.

I saw her vacation pic and instantly had a hard-on.

That guy's profile pic is just a dog. I'm still fapping to it.

I stared at her tag in the group chat for 20 minutes straight.

You follow someone on Facebook so much you know their business and their face, and you use it for your own pleasure.

I followed her because she posted a photo of her cat. Now I know her life story.

He stalks me on Facebook so much I know what he had for breakfast.

I checked her timeline 17 times today. I’m not even lying.