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A Facebook fan-addict is someone who joins every single page they see, even if it's about a random celebrity they've never heard of. They're like a dog chasing a million tails, and they don't stop until they're covered in page notifications.
I just became a fan of 'Famous Squirrel Fan Club' because it had a picture of a squirrel wearing sunglasses.
My friend joined 'The Pizza of Doom' just to see what it looked like.
I saw a page called 'People Who Hate Mondays' and had to join it because I hate Mondays.