facebook fakery

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Fake likes and comments on Facebook because you're too embarrassed to admit you're a boring waste of space.

I liked your post about your cat's hairball. It was a lie. I hate cats.

I commented 'This is so cool!' on your 10th post about your gym. I don't even know what a gym is.

I liked your photo of your dinner. It was just to make my mom stop asking why I never eat.

Lying on Facebook to look popular when you're actually just sad and alone.

I liked your status about your new job. I don't even know what a job is.

I commented 'You're amazing!' on your post about your dog. My dog hates me.

I posted a fake picture of myself at a fancy restaurant. I was eating cereal at my desk.

Making up stuff on Facebook just to avoid getting called out for being a fake.

I posted 'I just won a million dollars!' because I was tired of my cousin asking why I never buy anything.

I commented on my uncle's post about his vacation. I don't even know where he went.

I liked my cousin's 50th post about her cat. I just wanted her to stop talking about it.

Using Facebook to pretend you're happy when you're actually just a mess inside.

I posted 'Having the best day ever!' because my dog ate my homework again.

I commented 'Love this post!' on my brother's post about his new beard. He's been bullying me for years.

I liked my mom's post about her new haircut. I just wanted her to stop talking about it.

Faking your way through Facebook because you're too lazy to be real.

I commented 'This is the best post ever!' on my friend's 20th post about her cat. I hate cats.

I liked my dad's post about his new car. I don't even know what a car is.

I posted a fake picture of myself at a concert. I was at home watching TV.