Facebook faker

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A person who’s a total wallflower in real life but turns into a loud, obnoxious party animal on Facebook. They post like they’re living the dream, but they’re just sad and lonely.
DM: 'I’m going to a concert tonight! I’m so cool!' (Later: watches the concert on YouTube from his mom’s couch.)
Post: 'Just got a new job! It’s amazing!' (Actually: got fired.)
Status: 'Going out with my crush!' (He’s a friend’s dog.)
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Looks like a model on Instagram, but in real life, they’re the kind of ugly that makes you question your own beauty.
Instagram: 'Just got a photo shoot! So hot!' (In real life: wears a hoodie and a beanie.)
Tries to flirt with someone at the store. They look at them like they’re a horror movie.
Says, 'You’re so cute!' when they’re wearing a shirt that says 'I heart dogs.'
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