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The annoying relatives or your parents’ friends who post on your life like they’re your best friend and leave fake comments that make you want to scream.
Your aunt posts on your birthday and says, 'You’re getting so handsome!' like she’s not the one who gave you that weird haircut.
Your dad’s college friend comments on your post, 'That’s my boy! He’s going to be rich someday!' while your bank account is empty.
Your cousin’s kid tags you in a photo of her goldfish and writes, 'This is my favorite uncle.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Your family’s version of a fairy godmother, but instead of giving you a magical wand, they give you a long lecture on your life choices in the comments.
Your grandma leaves a comment on your post: 'You should’ve stayed in school, not gone to work at the gas station.'
Your cousin’s comment says, 'I knew you were going to fail!' like she predicted your entire life.
Your uncle posts a comment that’s longer than your college essay: 'I remember when you were a kid, and now you’re just a mess.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The people who comment on your life like they know you, but they’re just your parents’ friends or your cousins’ kids who have nothing better to do.
Your mom’s friend comments on your post: 'You’re just like your mom!' like that’s a compliment.
Your cousin’s kid tags you in a photo of their lunch and writes, 'This is my favorite uncle.'
Your dad’s old roommate comments, 'You’re getting old!' like he’s not 60 and still using the same shirt from 1990.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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