Facebook Fairy Dust

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When you spam your lover with likes, comments, and cute messages on Facebook just to show everyone they're yours. It’s like peeing on a tree, but with more hearteyes and less臊味.
'So cute! 😍', after they posted a selfie.
'I love you more than pizza.', said no one ever.
'This is my BF.', written on every photo.
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Marking your partner on Facebook like they’re a trophy, with flirty comments and a bunch of likes. It's like saying, 'This person is mine, and if you touch them, I'll punch you.'
'He's my man.', written on a group photo.
'Love you to death.', said by someone who's never been in love.
'This is my new bestie.', because they're not sure what 'BF' means.
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Putting your significant other on Facebook like they’re a brand new toy, with likes, comments, and random messages to show off. It’s like giving them a gold star and telling the whole class.
'My BF is the best.', said by someone who just met him.
'I love him so much.', after he sent a text that said 'Hey.'
'This is my new favorite person.', because they’re confused.
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Tagging your lover everywhere on Facebook with flirty comments and likes, like you're trying to prove to the world they're yours. It’s like a dog peeing on a tree, but with more emojis and less臊味.
'This is my BF.', written on a random photo.
'I love him.', said by someone who's never been in love.
'He’s the best.', after he said 'Hi.'
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Commenting, liking, and tagging your lover all over Facebook just to prove you're the main one. It’s like screaming your love to the whole world while they’re still in the bathroom.
'Love you to death.', said by someone who just met them.
'He’s my BF.', written on a photo of a random person.
'This is my new favorite person.', because they’re confused.
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Putting your lover on Facebook with flirty comments, likes, and random messages to show everyone they’re taken. It’s like giving them a medal and telling the whole class they’re your favorite.
'My BF is the best.', said by someone who just met him.
'I love him.', after he said 'Hey.'
'This is my new bestie.', because they’re not sure what 'BF' means.
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