Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Facebook faggot is a human who lives in the computer and screams if they miss a notification.

OMG WHY DIDNT MY NOTIFICATION GO OFF I WAS DOING MY SHIT

I CANT SLEEP I NEED TO KNOW IF MY EX LIKED MY POST

I TOLD MY MUM TO GET A LIFE BUT SHE JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK

2

A Facebook faggot joins every group and likes every page just to look important.

I JOINED THE 'I HATE MY LIFE' GROUP AND THE 'PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE' PAGE

I LIKED THE 'PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE' PAGE AND THE 'I HATE MY LIFE' GROUP

I JOINED 30 GROUPS AND LIKED 50 PAGES JUST TO LOOK COOL

3

A Facebook faggot is someone who sits on the computer all day and yells about everything.

MY LIFE IS A DISASTER WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

I POSTED THIS AND NO ONE COMMENTED ON IT I HATE YOU ALL

I SIT HERE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT ON MY POST AND THEN I COMMENT BACK

4

A Facebook faggot likes their own posts, adds 500 friends in one day, and tries to flirt with your pictures.

I LIKED MY OWN POST AND IT ONLY GOT 2 LIKES

I ADDED 500 FRIENDS AND MY ACCOUNT STOPPED WORKING

I LOOKED AT HIS PIC AND I JERKED OFF IVE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED ON

5

A Facebook faggot documents everything they do, even if it’s stupid, and hopes someone will care.

I ATE A HOTDOG AND IT WAS LIFE CHANGING

MY SHOE HURT ME AND I POSTED A STATUS ABOUT IT

I DIED TODAY AND I HAD TO POST ABOUT IT

6

A Facebook faggot is a guy who posts stupid stuff every day and begs you to like it.

SUBSCRIBE TO ME OR I WILL DIE IN 5 MINUTES

I POSTED THIS AND I NEED YOU TO COMMENT OR I WILL DIE

I PROMISE YOU 1000 FRIEND REQUESTS IF YOU SUBSCRIBE

7

A Facebook faggot is a girl who posts nonsense every day and complains about her life.

MY LIFE IS A MESS AND I HATE IT

I POSTED THIS AND NO ONE LIKED IT

I POSTED THIS AND I HAD TO POST ANOTHER ONE