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A guy who is glued to Facebook like it’s the only thing keeping him from dying. He lives in the cloud and forgets how to breathe.

Hey Cutie, just got a snack. You know, because I’m literally living on the internet.

Love Ya, I just posted my lunch. It’s a sandwich. It’s legendary.

Hey Sexy, I’m still online. I’ve been here since 2012.

A guy who posts gay stuff just to flirt with the new guy who’s hot and doesn’t know he’s being flirted with. He’s like a walking gay ad.

Just posted a picture of me dancing in my underwear. For the new guy.

I bought a vibrator and a vibrator and a vibrator. All for the new guy.

I’m baking muffins because I’m gay and I like muffins. Also for the new guy.

A guy who posts every single second of his day like it’s a documentary. It’s not a documentary. It’s a disaster.

Just drank water. You know, because I’m famous.

I just blinked. This is important.

I took a breath. Record it. It’s historic.

A guy who acts like he’s cool just because he’s on Facebook. He’s not cool. He’s just on Facebook.

I’m cool because I’m on Facebook. Also, I’m here.

I’m not cool. I’m on Facebook. That’s it.

Cool? I’m on Facebook. You’re not.

A guy who texts his friends on Facebook with gay stuff like it’s a gay love letter. He’s not funny. He’s just gay.

Hey Cutie, I love you. Also, I’m here.

Love Ya, I’m here. Also, I love you.

Hey Sexy, I’m here. Also, I’m gay.

A guy who takes selfies like it’s a job. He’s not a model. He’s just trying to look good.

Just took a selfie. I look good. Also, I’m not a model.

I took a selfie. It’s the best one. Also, I’m not a model.

I took a selfie. I’m famous. Also, I’m not a model.

A guy who spends way too much money on Facebook like it’s a bank. He’s broke and he doesn’t care.

I spent $100 on Facebook. Also, I’m broke.

Just bought a subscription. I’m rich. Also, I’m broke.

I spent $5 on Facebook. I’m a millionaire. Also, I’m broke.