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The person who adds the other on Facebook first gets their feelings crushed like a soda can in a trash can.

I added her first. Now I have to pretend I don't know her in class.

He added me before I even blinked. I feel like I got punked.

I added my crush first. Now I have to sit through lunch with my crush and my crush's best friend.

If you add someone on Facebook first, you're basically saying you're desperate and weak.

I added him first. Now he thinks I'm a beggar.

I added my ex first. Now I have to hear about her new guy every day.

I added my friend first. Now I have to pretend I'm not a loser.

Adding someone first on Facebook is like tripping over your own feet in front of everyone.

I added my crush first. Now I have to sit in silence while everyone laughs at me.

I added my brother first. Now he won't stop teasing me.

I added my teacher first. Now I get extra homework.

The first person to add someone on Facebook is like the weakest link in a game of Survivor.

I added my friend first. Now I'm the first one out of the game.

I added my crush first. Now I have to watch him flirt with everyone else.

I added my boss first. Now I have to work overtime.

Adding someone first on Facebook is like getting your feelings stepped on by a giant boot.

I added my crush first. Now I feel like I got kicked in the gut.

I added my ex first. Now I have to listen to his new love story.

I added my mom first. Now she won't stop telling me I'm a baby.

If you add someone first on Facebook, you're like the weakest link in a game of tug-of-war.

I added my crush first. Now I'm the one getting pulled into the ditch.

I added my friend first. Now I have to sit on the losing team.

I added my brother first. Now he won't stop laughing at me.