Facebook Face-Fuck

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Facebook Face-Fuck is when some dumbass leaves your Facebook logged in at their house and their friends mess with your status like it's their job
My ex left my Facebook on and my crush changed my status to 'Available for dating' and I had to explain that to my mom
My brother left my Facebook on and my cousin posted a picture of me eating a whole pizza and I got 100 notifications
My friend left my Facebook on and my teacher changed my status to 'Sleeping in class' and I got called out in front of the whole class
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Facebook Face-Fuck happens when some idiot forgets to log off and their friends make your Facebook look like a disaster
My friend left my Facebook on and my crush added me to a group called 'Future Boyfriends' and I had to join
My cousin left my Facebook on and my mom changed my status to 'I hate my life' and I got 20 likes from my relatives
My brother left my Facebook on and my teacher posted a photo of me screaming in math class and I got 50 comments from my class
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Facebook Face-Fuck is when some loser forgets to log out and their friends make your Facebook look like a joke
My friend left my Facebook on and my crush changed my profile picture to a cat and I got 30 comments from my class
My cousin left my Facebook on and my mom posted a status saying 'My kid is a mess' and I got 20 likes from my relatives
My brother left my Facebook on and my teacher added me to a group called 'Kids who don't do homework' and I got 40 likes from my class
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Facebook Face-Fuck is when a dumbass leaves your Facebook on and their friends make your whole life look like a mess on social media
My friend left my Facebook on and my crush posted a video of me singing in the shower and I got 50 likes from my class
My cousin left my Facebook on and my mom changed my status to 'I don't like my life' and I got 30 comments from my family
My brother left my Facebook on and my teacher posted a picture of me with my face covered in spaghetti and I got 60 likes from my class
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