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Facebook Face-Fuck is when some dumbass leaves your Facebook logged in at their house and their friends mess with your status like it's their job
My ex left my Facebook on and my crush changed my status to 'Available for dating' and I had to explain that to my mom
My brother left my Facebook on and my cousin posted a picture of me eating a whole pizza and I got 100 notifications
My friend left my Facebook on and my teacher changed my status to 'Sleeping in class' and I got called out in front of the whole class