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Posting fake happy crap on Facebook to make it look like your life is perfect when it's really a disaster.

I'm at a fancy restaurant eating a salad. It's actually just a plate of lettuce and sadness.

I'm on vacation. It's just a hotel room and a bad WiFi connection.

I'm hanging out with friends. They're all fake and I'm just pretending to be happy.

Putting on a show on Facebook to keep your mind from going completely crazy.

I'm having a blast at the park. It's actually just me sitting on a bench with a broken leg.

I'm having fun with my kids. They're actually just screaming and throwing food.

I'm at a party. It's just me and my ex, fighting over the last slice of pizza.

When you post a bunch of photos on Facebook of you looking super happy with other people, even though you're just faking it for the algorithm.

I'm at a concert with my friends. They're all just strangers I paid to be in my photo.

I'm at a fancy dinner. It's just me and a chicken nugget.

I'm hanging out with my boss. He's just pretending to like me too.