Facebook Fabulous

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People who think Facebook is their entire life. They post selfies like they're in a fancy magazine, yell at politicians online, and believe everyone is watching them. They'd rather sit on their butt and post all day than actually live.

My face is perfect. Everyone should know it. #Iambeautiful

Why is the president stupid? He needs to be fired now.

I posted 15 times today. I'm exhausted. But it was worth it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Narcissistic freaks who think they're changing the world by typing on a screen. They post pictures of themselves like they're famous, and they check in so much it's a miracle they still have thumbs.

This is me. I'm a model. Everyone should see it.

I checked in 11 times today. I'm a legend.

My life is perfect. Facebook says so.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

People who believe their Facebook posts are life-changing. They post like crazy, yell at people online, and think they're famous. They'd rather sit on a computer all day than actually have a life.

I just posted a photo. I’m famous now.

Why is my friend not commenting? They must be dead.

I live on Facebook. My life is perfect.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Fabulous people are like the kings and queens of the internet. They post pictures of themselves like they’re in a movie, argue about politics like it’s a war, and think they're important just because they have 500 friends.

Look at me. I’m a movie star.

Why is the president not good? He needs to go.

I have 500 friends. I'm a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

People who can't live without Facebook. They post selfies like they’re in a magazine, scream at politicians online, and think they're changing the world just because they're typing.

This is me. I'm a model.

Why is the president not smart? He needs to die.

I posted 10 times today. I'm a beast.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Fabulous is for people who think they’re the best at everything. They post pictures of themselves like they’re famous, argue with people online, and believe they’re important just because they have 1,000 likes.

This is my face. I’m famous now.

Why is my friend not liking my post? They must be dead.

I have 1,000 likes. I’m a god.

by Slangipedia 14d ago