Facebook exhibitionist

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A person who texts their lover's wall to show off their love like a damn toddler, knowing every friend will see it. They do it just to get attention or to make everyone else feel like crap because they think they're the best couple ever.
'I love you more than pizza!', posted on his girlfriend's wall during lunch break.
'She’s the only one who understands me!', written on his boyfriend’s wall during a group chat fight.
'They’re perfect together!', said by a friend who’s clearly jealous and wants to die.
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Someone who posts their love on their partner's wall like it's a public announcement, even though everyone can see it. They're either trying to show off or make everyone else feel like failures.
'I’m so in love with her, I could eat her!', posted on his girlfriend’s wall during dinner.
'He’s the best man I’ve ever had!', said by his boyfriend on Facebook during a party.
'They’re the best couple ever, and I’m just here to watch them fail.', said by a friend who's definitely bitter.
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A person who can't keep their feelings to themselves, so they post them everywhere like a loudmouth. It's either for attention or to rub everyone else's nose in it.
'She's my everything!', posted on his girlfriend's wall during a boring meeting.
'He’s the best friend I’ve ever had!', said by his boyfriend on Facebook during a class project.
'They’re perfect together, and I’m just here to watch them shine.', said by a friend who’s clearly jealous and wants to die.
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