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A Facebook ghost who comments on everything just to feel important.

'That’s the worst movie ever!' (on a post about a cat video)

'I’m not famous, but I’m close.' (on a post about someone’s lunch)

'You’re all failures.' (on a post about a 3-year-old winning a race)

A Facebook leech who replies to every post like they’re the only one who matters.

'I agree, but I’m better.' (on a post about a boring meeting)

'You’re all wrong, I’m right.' (on a post about the weather)

'This is the best post ever, but I’m the best.' (on a post about a pizza)

A Facebook hound who comments on everything just to sound cool.

'This is the best post ever, I’ve seen it before.' (on a post about a dog)

'I was here first, so I’m better.' (on a post about a concert)

'You’re all losers, I’m the winner.' (on a post about someone’s bad day)

A Facebook creep who comments on everything like they’re the king of the internet.

'This post is trash, I’m the king.' (on a post about a pizza)

'You’re all fake, I’m real.' (on a post about a fake account)

'This is the best post ever, but I’m the best.' (on a post about a fake dog)

A Facebook zombie who comments on every post just to be heard.

'I’m not dead, but I’m close.' (on a post about a boring meeting)

'You’re all loud, I’m the loudest.' (on a post about a concert)

'This is the best post ever, but I’m the best.' (on a post about a fake dog)

A Facebook clown who comments on everything just to laugh at you.

'You’re all sad, I’m the funniest.' (on a post about a boring meeting)

'This is the best post ever, but I’m the funniest.' (on a post about a pizza)

'You’re all losers, I’m the funniest.' (on a post about a fake dog)