Facebook Evangelist

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A person who yells in your ear about getting Facebook, even though they probably don't like you and definitely don't want you to be friends with their mom.

Hey, you don't have Facebook? You're missing out! I'm gonna tag you in 100 groups.

I'm gonna make you friend my uncle, and he's gonna friend my cousin, and then we're gonna all be friends.

If you don't get Facebook, I'm gonna post your photo on my wall with a caption that says 'This person is a loser.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Christian who thinks Facebook is the new church, and uses it to annoy everyone with Bible quotes, church updates, and random sermons.

'Psalm 23:1', I'm not even gonna explain it. Just like it.

Hey, I just got saved! I'm gonna tell you about it 5 times a day.

I'm gonna post a video of me preaching about the rapture, and it's gonna be 12 minutes long.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who lives for Facebook, and their whole life is just a series of Bible verses and church announcements.

'John 3:16', I'm not even gonna say it out loud. Just post it.

I'm gonna change my status to 'Praise Jesus' and then go to sleep.

I posted a Bible verse at 2 a. m. and I'm not sorry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago