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The skill of making your face look like a potato on Facebook, so people think you're a god in real life.
I took 200 selfies and picked the one where I looked like I just won the lottery.
My face on Facebook is so perfect, my mom thinks I got plastic surgery.
I posted a photo of my face and my dog looked at me like I was crazy.
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The magic of making your face look like a masterpiece, so people think you're a saint when you're really a mess.
I used 10 filters and still didn't look as good as my twin sister.
My Facebook face is so good, my boss asked me to be the company mascot.
I posted my face and my ex said I looked like a celebrity.
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The skill of making your face look like a pizza, so people think you're a superhero, but you're just a normal person.
I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was cooked in a microwave.
I posted my face and my cousin said I should start a beauty business.
I added a filter and suddenly I looked like a movie star.
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The skill of making your face look like a masterpiece, so people think you're a god, but you're just a regular person.
I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was taken in a spaceship.
I posted my face and my boss asked me to be the new company logo.
I used 12 filters and still didn't look as good as my dog.
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The skill of making your face look like it was painted by a genius, so people think you're a saint, but you're just a regular human.
I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was made in a lab.
I posted my face and my friend said I should start a modeling career.
I used 5 filters and suddenly I looked like a rockstar.
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The skill of making your face look like it was taken in a spaceship, so people think you're a god, but you're just a normal person.
I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was taken in a dream.
I posted my face and my mom said I should be on a commercial.
I used 3 filters and suddenly I looked like a movie star.
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