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a person who acts like a regular human being until they open facebook chat and suddenly become a drama queen who thinks life is over because their ex said 'hi' to someone else.

'hi', > 'why do you even talk to me anymore? i hate my life', > 'why do you even talk to me anymore? i hate my life', > 'why do you even talk to me anymore? i hate my life'

'omg i failed math', > 'i don't even know why i bother', > 'i don't even know why i bother', > 'i don't even know why i bother'

'hey', > 'i died', > 'i died', > 'i died'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

someone who talks like they're fine during normal conversations but then on facebook chat they start crying about everything like their dog died and they're getting divorced and they're being bullied by aliens.

'hey', > 'i'm so sad my dog died and my life is over and i get bullied by aliens', > 'i'm so sad my dog died and my life is over and i get bullied by aliens', > 'i'm so sad my dog died and my life is over and i get bullied by aliens'

'hi', > 'i don't even know why i'm alive anymore', > 'i don't even know why i'm alive anymore', > 'i don't even know why i'm alive anymore'

'hey', > 'i got a bad grade and my life is ruined', > 'i got a bad grade and my life is ruined', > 'i got a bad grade and my life is ruined'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a person who seems normal until they log on to facebook chat and then they act like they’re getting divorced, their dog died, and they’re being tortured by a group of monkeys.

'hey', > 'i’m getting divorced and my dog is dead and i’m being tortured by monkeys', > 'i’m getting divorced and my dog is dead and i’m being tortured by monkeys', > 'i’m getting divorced and my dog is dead and i’m being tortured by monkeys'

'hi', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even know why i’m alive', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even know why i’m alive', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even know why i’m alive'

'hey', > 'i failed everything and i’m going to die', > 'i failed everything and i’m going to die', > 'i failed everything and i’m going to die'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

someone who acts normal until they use facebook chat, then they start whining like they’re getting kicked out of their house, their dog bit them, and they’re being bullied by their entire class.

'hi', > 'i’m being kicked out of my house and my dog bit me and my whole class is bullying me', > 'i’m being kicked out of my house and my dog bit me and my whole class is bullying me', > 'i’m being kicked out of my house and my dog bit me and my whole class is bullying me'

'hey', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even want to live anymore', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even want to live anymore', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even want to live anymore'

'hi', > 'i got a bad grade and i’m going to fail', > 'i got a bad grade and i’m going to fail', > 'i got a bad grade and i’m going to fail'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a person who seems fine in real life, but as soon as they go on facebook chat, they turn into a sobbing mess who thinks the sky is falling and their entire life is over.

'hey', > 'the sky is falling and my life is over and i’m crying', > 'the sky is falling and my life is over and i’m crying', > 'the sky is falling and my life is over and i’m crying'

'hi', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even know why i’m alive', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even know why i’m alive', > 'i’m so sad i don’t even know why i’m alive'

'hey', > 'i’m going to fail and i’m so sad', > 'i’m going to fail and i’m so sad', > 'i’m going to fail and i’m so sad'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a person who’s fine in real life but turns into a total mess on facebook chat, like they just got dumped by their ex, their dog ran away, and they’re being tortured by their teacher.

'hi', > 'my ex dumped me my dog ran away and my teacher is torturing me', > 'my ex dumped me my dog ran away and my teacher is torturing me', > 'my ex dumped me my dog ran away and my teacher is torturing me'

'hey', > 'i’m so sad i can’t even breathe', > 'i’m so sad i can’t even breathe', > 'i’m so sad i can’t even breathe'

'hi', > 'i failed my test and my life is over', > 'i failed my test and my life is over', > 'i failed my test and my life is over'

by Slangipedia 3d ago