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when you friend everyone who asks, even if they're total strangers and you don't know if they're a human or a robot
Hey bro, I just friended that guy who asked me to be friends. He had a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
I accepted a friend request from my neighbor's dog. He must be trying to take over my account.
I'm friends with my mailman. He sends me updates about the packages. I don't know why.