Facebook Drama

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Facebook drama is when people argue online like they’re in a screaming match at a grocery store. It all starts because someone saw something they didn’t like and decided to make a big deal out of it.
Why did you post that? You’re the worst!
I didn’t even know you were mad at me!
You think you’re the only one who has problems?
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A Facebook drama queen is someone who thinks their life is a soap opera and posts every little thing like it’s the end of the world.
My ex just texted me and now I’m crying in the shower!
I got 10 likes on my post and I’m already famous!
I think my cat is mad at me. I’m ending this relationship.
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When someone leaves Facebook for a week just to get people to worry about them, they’re being a drama queen. They come back and act like everyone missed them.
I’m going to deactivate my account! You won’t see me again!
You all missed me, didn’t you? I feel so loved!
I’m back! I was dead for a week!
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Drama queens are loud, obnoxious, and think everyone should know about their problems. They’re usually old, lonely, and still act like they’re in high school.
I had a fight with my mom and now I’m crying in my cereal!
My dog doesn’t like me anymore! I’m leaving this house!
You think you’re the only one with drama? I’ve got 10 exes!
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You get unfriended by someone you don’t even know and you lose your mind. You think it’s a conspiracy and turn into a drama queen.
You unfriended me?! I don’t even know you!
I’m calling all my friends to help me fight this person!
You think this is a game? I’m going to win!
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A Facebook drama queen is someone who posts everything they’ve ever gone through like it’s the most interesting thing ever. No one cares, but they do it anyway.
My ex broke up with me and now I’m crying in my coffee!
I had a fight with my brother and now I’m sitting in the park!
I don’t even know why I’m posting this, but I’m doing it!
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A drama queen is someone who acts like they’re being treated like a king or queen when they just said something stupid. They go on and on about everything.
Awwww, you said something sweet!
So sweet! I’m going to cry now!
Wooooow, you said something! I’m impressed!
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