facebook downtime

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When Facebook goes offline, it’s like the whole world loses its mind. People panic, swear, and start typing angry messages to people they haven’t talked to in years.
"I’m gonna die if my ex doesn’t post a picture of her new dog."
"Why is my timeline blank? Is this a sign of the apocalypse?"
"I’m gonna go back to using MySpace if this keeps happening."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Facebook downtime is when your whole life feels like it’s on hold. You check your phone, it’s dead, and you start questioning every life decision you’ve ever made.
"I just tried to log in and my phone exploded."
"Why is my crush not responding? Is she dead?"
"I had 10 notifications and now I have zero. This is a tragedy."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Facebook downtime is when you get so mad you start screaming at your laptop. It’s like your brain is on fire and your Wi-Fi is giving you the finger.
"I’m gonna log off and come back later. Or maybe never."
"I just yelled at my phone. It’s probably mad at me now."
"I’m going to beat up the Facebook app if it doesn’t come back."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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