Facebook Douchebag

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A guy who ruins everyone's night by bragging about show results on Facebook like he’s the king of the universe.
I just beat your score on The Voice and I'm posting it right now, you loser.
I got 100% on Jeopardy and you didn't even watch it.
I'm the best at Wheel of Fortune and I'm telling everyone on Facebook.
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A person who ruins your week by posting show scores on Facebook like they're the only one who matters.
I got the highest score on The Bachelor and I'm telling everyone.
You didn't even watch the show and I'm posting my score.
I'm the best at Family Feud and I'm making it known.
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A Facebook user who acts like they're the most important person ever just because they know the show results.
I know the results before you do and I'm posting it on Facebook.
I got the highest score on Jeopardy and I'm telling everyone.
I'm the king of The Voice and I'm making it known.
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A person who ruins your day by bragging about show results on Facebook like they're the best at everything.
I just got the highest score on The Voice and I'm telling everyone.
I know the results before you do and I'm posting it.
I'm the best at Jeopardy and I'm making it known.
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A guy who acts like he's the most important person on Earth just because he knows the show results and posts them on Facebook.
I got the highest score on The Bachelor and I'm telling everyone.
I know the results before you do and I'm bragging about it.
I'm the best at Wheel of Fortune and I'm making it known.
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A Facebook user who thinks they're the most important person ever just because they know the show results and can't shut up about it.
I just got the highest score on Jeopardy and I'm telling everyone.
I know the results before you do and I'm bragging about it.
I'm the king of The Voice and I'm making it known.
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