Facebook Double talking

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when two friends are on the phone and one posts a status and the other comments before they even finish talking. They know what the other is going to say before they say it, like they have telepathy and a middle finger.

Friend 1: 'I just posted that I'm getting a tattoo.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'Can't wait to see it' before you even hung up.'

They were talking about pizza. Friend 1 posts 'Pizza is life.' Friend 2 comments 'I know, I'm living it.'

Friend 1: 'I just posted I'm going to the beach.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'Bring me a sandwich' before I even said 'bye.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

two friends on the phone. One posts something. The other comments before they even finish talking. It's like they're cheating on the phone call with each other and Facebook.

Friend 1: 'I just posted that I'm tired.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I know, I'm exhausted too' before I even said 'what?'

Friend 1: 'I posted I'm going to the store.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'Bring me chips' before I could say 'why?'.

Friend 1: 'I posted that I'm eating cake.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I want some too' before I said 'what?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when friends are on a phone call and one posts a status and the other comments before they finish talking. It's like they're whispering secrets to Facebook instead of to each other.

Friend 1: 'I posted that I'm going to the gym.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I'm going too' before I even said 'what?'.

Friend 1: 'I posted I'm going to sleep.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I'm going to bed too' before I said 'what?'.

Friend 1: 'I posted that I'm eating ice cream.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I want some' before I said 'what?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago