Facebook Divorce

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When your spouse takes you off their Facebook friends list like you never existed.
My ex blocked me on Facebook. I guess I wasn't good enough for their feed anymore.
She took me off her friends list. I'm like a ghost now.
He deleted me from Facebook. I'm not even a friend anymore. I'm just a memory.
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Your spouse's way of saying you're not worth their time on Facebook.
She unfriended me on Facebook. I guess I was too much for her.
He removed me from his friends list. I was just a distraction.
My ex unfriended me. I'm not even a friend now. I'm just a bother.
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When your spouse gives you the silent treatment on Facebook.
My ex unfriended me on Facebook. I guess I wasn't important enough.
He took me off his friends list. I was just a background friend.
She deleted me from Facebook. I'm not even on her radar anymore.
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Your spouse's way of telling you they don't care about you on Facebook.
She unfriended me on Facebook. I guess I was just a placeholder.
He removed me from his friends list. I was just a bother.
My ex took me off their friends list. I was just a side note.
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When your spouse finally decides you're not worth keeping on Facebook.
My ex unfriended me on Facebook. I guess I wasn't good enough.
He deleted me from his friends list. I was just a distraction.
She took me off her friends list. I was just a burden.
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Your spouse's way of cutting you off on Facebook for good.
She unfriended me on Facebook. I guess I wasn't important anymore.
He removed me from his friends list. I was just a background friend.
My ex deleted me from Facebook. I was just a memory.
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