facebook diving

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Digging into someone's Facebook like a grumpy old man looking for treasure in a trash can and liking stuff they posted before you knew they existed.

I liked your 2013 photo of your cat wearing a hat. What even is this?

You commented on my high school graduation post. You were not at my graduation.

I liked your 2009 status: 'I miss my mom.' I don't even know who your mom is.

Going full detective on someone’s Facebook just to like a post from 2012 because you think it’s cool and you don’t know how to be cool.

I liked your post about your crush in 2012. Your crush is still your crush. You’re still not cool.

You liked my post from 2015. I didn’t even know I had a post in 2015.

I liked your 2011 photo of your dog doing a backflip. Your dog is dead.

Liking comments and posts from years ago like you’re trying to impress someone who doesn’t even know you exist anymore.

You liked my post from 2014. I was still in middle school. You’re not even my friend anymore.

I liked your 2016 comment about your ex. Your ex is still your ex.

You liked my 2017 post about my job. You still don’t know what my job is.